ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

ivyblossom:

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

sixpenceee:

don’t date someone that promises you forever. date someone who acknowledges that life happens, that people change, that things may get in the way. date someone who despite knowing all of that, tries their hardest for your relationship. 

hankxpym:

Exclusive: Stills of a deleted scene featuring Lee Pace as Ronan the Accuser in Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy.

joshpeckofficiall:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

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breakfastburritoe:

I’m so hipster… u probably haven’t heard of my favorite band… glee cast

Seventy Times 7
Brand New

Seventy Times 7 | Brand New
"Is that what you call a getaway? Tell me what you got away with ‘cause I’ve seen more spine in jellyfish, I’ve seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids."

averypottermormon:

death-limes:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

genderpunkrock:

i wont title this or put album art

but because you are emo trash you will recognize it

FUCK

IT IS LITERALLY A SINGLE NOTE

HOW DO I IMMEDIATELY KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM

i am emo trash

  1. Bella: I know what you are
  2. Edward: say it
  3. Bella: ... problematic

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

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