scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

  1. baby: m....m...m
  2. mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  3. baby: m...m...
  4. baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
perchu:

you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter

perchu:

you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter

  1. Me when I was 12: Wow, I think my crush is really cute I hope they like me back.
  2. Me now: Yes my crush is cute, but do they share the same political views as me?

luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

onepoint21jigawatts:

We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.

bert-macklen-fbi:

the most attractive group on television

Favorite place? Upstairs, there’s this mural of wildflowers, and I like to sit on the bench in front of it.

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

simonsjumpers:

Was this film even real

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