OM FG FALL OUT BOY IS ON MY RADIO ANSWERING QUESTIONS AND THE GUY ASKS DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS AND PATRICK GOES DO GHOSTS BELIEVE IN ME
People get so excited over rain here in Phoenix that it was lightly drizzling during lunch and I saw someone scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT’S RAINING. FUCK YES.” and then sit alone in it for 20 minutes
This was me. Literally. I was the person.
Oh hey bro
if u dont like hickeys or ass grabbin we are a no
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
walking into the supernatural writing office like
My solution to having three finals tomorrow is drinking on a Wednesday while watching American Horror Story instead of studying oops
I have three finals tomorrow like why
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.