"You went to a gay club once" "I never went to a gay club" "Wall Street" "…… I went to a gay club once"
Why did I just walk outside and get handed a bottle of fireball and told to chug some by my neighbours
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE
here’s the email for time: firstname.lastname@example.org
or they have a facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/time?rf=109123032439316
and twitter: https://twitter.com/time
and tumblr: http://timemagazine.tumblr.com/
it’s fun to stay at the
much of the ocean is still unexplored
Laverne Cox and Lupita N’yongo literally have inspired so many trans women and black women and have done so much to encourage them and meanwhile they are less influential than an ugly oatmeal reptilian alien and a manchild who wrote a scene where two pretentious terminally ill teenagers make out at the Anne Frank Memorial
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
Didn’t fail my final today and I have a job for fall woop woop